What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:11

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Moonraker
Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
What's it like to have an IQ of 140 to 170? Do people notice you're different?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
Goldfinger
Do you wear tights for warmth or to make your legs look better?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
How do we greet in German, French, Spanish, and Italian?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Shouldn’t there be a short porn platform like TikTok?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
What are the most outrageous violations of restaurant buffet etiquette have you seen?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-J W Pepper
It has been said that people with ADHD can often hyperfocus. Can that be an advantage?
-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why would a person always be so tired?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.